Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Even my vagina gasped.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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