Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
The ass gains better be worth it
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