that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
