i just had sex bonerless
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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