this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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