at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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