Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
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im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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