Girls should come with a carfax report
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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