People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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