that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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