is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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