this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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