Little spoons don't ask big questions
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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