All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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