In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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