Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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