Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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