whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
