I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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