just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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