if you like me you must not know who I am
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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