i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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