So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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