# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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