So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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