we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
