ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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