Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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