hotel room ftw
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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