when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
what if I'm pregnant?
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i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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