I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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