So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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