she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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