I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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