gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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