her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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