if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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