whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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