to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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