its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
