was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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