Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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