Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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