In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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