We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
You did what with his pubic hair?
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