But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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