hell yes lets make some ravioli
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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