sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
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