i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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