i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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